Asphyxiophilia

noveltycondomhead replied to your post: Stop watching The Oscars and Q and A

IT WAS SO GOOD

Duuuuuuuude it was awesome.

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Zach: brb, dinner time
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noveltycondomhead replied to your post: Anyone want to come out for a cigarette with me?

why would you do that to me. what possible connection can you make between the photo and the request. i hate you.

Because it’s my favourite picture of you and you should come have a cigarette with me come on buddy!

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leonrw:

Zach drinks cigarette juice, for $1.05 and half a can of coke.

I’m proud that I have the power to make him do that for $1.05

noveltycondomhead replied to your post: noveltycondomhead replied to your post: God you’re…

And then we’ll do our wicked-cool handshake and be best friends again

We still are best friends.

noveltycondomhead replied to your post: God you’re an awful person. “I might be a cunt,…

That was literally the worst joke I’ve ever made. I really have to stop now… I’ll buy you a coke next meet-up

You will buy me a coke, and I’ll forgive you for jokes that should not be forgiven.