ziggyp0p:

Nicole, Zeb, John and I were in the city before sittin’ near flinders and there was these Jesus freaks screaming bullshit at people with a microphone and handing out leaflets and such so Nicole and I went and talked to them and she told them about how she believe in Mother Nature ect and they told her that Mother Nature was the devil in disguise and they asked us if we were lesbians and we said yes and we got into an argument about how the devil was inside of us and they just chose to believe certain sins over others and after a while we got sick of them and they walked away from us so we sat down and had a cigarette with Zeb and John and then they Nicole and I went up to them, and she told them that what they had said had changed her beliefs and that she’s changed and such, their faces lit up. Nicole said she was going to go home and read the Bible and he asked if he could recommend a book called John and she turned to me and said “yeah I think Brooke has it at home” and he said he could give us one and Nicole was like “no she definitely has it at home because…” and she just kissed me and we made out in front of them and she jumped into my arms and wrapped her legs around my waist and their jaws just dropped and as we were walking away Nicole yelled “JESUS IS INSIDE OF ME AND I’M GONNA FUCK HIM TONIGHT!” and they said something rude and absurd and she yelled “FUCK YOU” and we walked away holding hands with our middle fingers in the air.